Hella Jokes About The News
|March 1, 2007 : Episode #1||The Pen Club Interview, Charlie's Movie Review, Space Bear and News Jokes.|
|March 23, 2007 : Episode #2||The Garden Show, Portland Gets Called Out, March Madness and News Jokes.|
|March 30, 2007 : Episode #3||The Skeleton Debut, Seattle's Own Ray Alex, A Scarred Hitting Skinterview in the Mushroom Kingdom, and News Jokes.|
|April 6, 2007 : Episode #4||Young Charles Breaks Down The Mariners, Pointer Counter-Pointer: Sexy Baristas, Space Bear Horoscope, and News Jokes.|
|April 13, 2007 : Episode #5||A Frosty Mug of Delicious Beer Appears, An Octopus Encounter/Enactment, A Future Spring Break to Look Forward To, and News Jokes.|
|May 11th, 2007 : Episode #6||Charles tries desperately to get the show back on track with the help of his friend, A Frosty Mug of Delicious Beer.|
|May 18th, 2007 : Episode #7||A Seattle-centric American Idol recap, the art museum extension, a suave sophisticate, and a cop on the edge.|
|May 25th, 2007 : Episode #8||We question the courteousness of Seattle drivers, pick up a Skeleton at Home Depot, and complain about things on the road.|
|June 1st, 2007 : Episode #9||The More the Merrier, a Seattle Untimely Special Report.|
|June 8th, 2007 : Episode #10||A slew of jokes about the news and Portland gets called out, yet again.|
|June 15th, 2007 : Episode #11||Charlie returns to the future and delivers an ominous report about the state of our Oceans.|
|June 22nd, 2007 : Episode #12||Headlines, a burger's commencement address, and Yo-Yo Prodigy Sterling Quinn answers your questions.|
|July 27th, 2007 : Episode #13||The Consumption Report, Seattle Untimely's first political debate and competitive eating face-off.|
|August 3rd, 2007 : Episode #14||A mix-up at the printers' leaves Charles without his cue cards. Larisa explains the meaning of SeaFair.|
|August 10th, 2007 : Episode #15||At the movies: Charles and Charlie review Hollywood's latest films, without having seen any of them.|
|August 17th, 2007 : Episode #16||In our most visually-exciting episode to date, we send veteran reporter Frosty Mug of Delicious Beer undercover at the Seattle PI.|
|August 31st, 2007 : Episode #17||Dissecting the Mariners' season with two typical Seattle 'Fans'.|
|September 14th, 2007 : Episode #18||We would have shown you the Ecospot we made for Current.tv but, instead, here's a Skeleton being rude.|
|September 21st, 2007 : Episode #19||...and The Stranger's 2007 HUMP award for Most Convincing, Self-Referential Performance goes to ... Megtrar.|
|October 5th, 2007 : Episode #20||Breaking News: Pizza Hut CEO David Novak unveils a groundbreaking pizza. How will it be received?|
|October 19th, 2007 : Episode #21||The Green Episode: Seattle Untimely sacrifices everything to quench the city's insatiable thirst for sustainability.|
|October 26th, 2007 : Episode #22||The Canadian Economy: Our panel of experts discusses the ramifications of the Canadian Dollar's recent rise against the U.S. Dollar.|
|November 9th, 2007 : Episode #23||It's Burgertime! Charlie and Charles have joined the Writer's Guild of America in taking a stand against creative wage slavery, as explained through Burger Time.|
|November 30th, 2007 : Episode #24||The Ecospot: Remember a few months ago when we said we couldn't do an episode because we were making an Ecospot for Current.tv? Well, that ecospot is this episode.|
|December 25th, 2007 : Episode #25||The Christmas Wish: Merry Christmas Everyone! Well, almost everyone.|
|January 18th, 2008 : Episode #26||The Self Sustaining Telethon: Its purpose is singular and transparent.|
|March 28th, 2008 : Episode #27||2008 Mariners Season Preview: A blogger, traditional media sportswriter, and computer discuss the upcoming season for the M's.|
|May 16th, 2008 : Episode #28||In a recently discovered, lost press conference, legendary distance runner Steve Prefontaine addresses some of his harshest his critics.|
|May 30th, 2008 : Episode #29||The Boiler Room Chain Letter: A Meme Inside a Meme. Make a video of yourself quoting this video and send it to ten friends. Take one for the Meme.|
|June 12th, 2008 : Episode #30||The Finance of Yahoo: A behind-the-scenes look at Seattle Untimely's rigorous fact-checking department and the accounting wizardry of dot com valuations.|
|June 27th, 2008 : Episode #31||At the movies II, featuring The Entertainment Show : We teamed up with a local comedy group to create a mashup of styles that is truly redundant.|
|July 2nd, 2008 : Episode #32||Space Bear Summer Report. Space Bear returns to break down our favorite season.|
|September 18th, 2008 : Episode #33||Crypt Keeper Closed Captioning. The hearing impaired are an afterthought for HBO. Seriously, 'gay scaree'?|
|October 21st, 2008 : Episode #34||King Ralph Redux: A Fresh Heir. In an unprecedented display of repression, Seattle Untimely rewrites history. Pretend history. 'Laugh Out Loud', pretend history. UPDATE: Sarah Palin's Concession Speech - Deus Ex Snow Machina|
|October 28th, 2008 : Episode #35||Pedantic Attack Ad. We know this is kind of quibbling, but it seems like the new tactic.|
|November 4th, 2008 : Episode #36||The Formal Proof Attack Ad. Can you find the logical fallacy in this Proof by Association?|
|November 5th, 2008 : Episode #37||A Glowing Endorsement.
We throw our full support behind an unconventional candidate. In other news, did you know that the WASL was orginally a Nazi torture test?
Note: Don't forget to watch the November 4th Episode. Click the back arrow.
|November 9th, 2008 : Episode #38||A Seattle Untimely Tech Review.
As theoretical technophiles we couldn't help but weigh in on the new competitor to the iPhone, the great lite hype, the T-Mobile G1 featuring Google's Android OS.
|November 20th, 2008 : Episode #39||Apple Cup Jest
Leave it to us to look through the trajedy of 2008 Seattle sports and find the most immature joke we can.
|December 1st, 2008 : Episode #40||A Thanksgiving to Forget
We sent this video back in time to save the past, or at least to spread the misery.
|December 17th, 2008 : Episode #41||A Proposed Bailout with Super Huge Potential Upside
In this episode, we have flawlessly recreated the House of Representatives Chamber in order to give a Valley business lunch its deserved gravity. Please sign the NDA before watching.
|March 26th, 2009 : Episode #42||Becoming Like Mike - The Branding of Snake Plissken
History is written by the victors. That is, unless a couple of plucky young entrepreneurs preemptively harness your future exploits as a lone gunfighter to sell sneakers. Then history is written by Nike.
|April 5th, 2009 : Episode #43||Becoming Like Mike II - The Legacy of Teen Wolf
He crash landed on the basketball world in 1985. Then, just as quickly, he vanished. But the void he left behind, in the game and in our hearts, still remains.
|April 21st, 2009 : Episode #44||Seattle Mariners 2009 Preview
To predict the future one must look into the (revised) past.
|June 11th, 2009 : Episode #45||Reboot the Presses
The Seattle P-I takes on its doubters and talks about how it plans to climb back to prominence. Here's a hint: it all starts with good old fashioned word count constraints, and that means NO pictures (1000x).
|June 27th, 2009 : Episode #46||LIZ 9000
Jim McDermott's homicidal scheduling proxy, L.I.Z. Becton, inspires a remake of this Kubrick classic.
Look here for the original warpath.
|August 18th, 2009 : Episode #47||A Nuanced Summary of the 2009 Mayoral Primary Race to Date|
|October 22nd, 2009 : Episode #48||S.U.Z.I.E. Hutchison : A Candidate With A Mission
For an even more nuanced look at Susan Hutchison check out articles here and here by friend of Seattle Untimely, and Huffington Post writer, Valerie Tarico.
|October 26th, 2010 : Episode #49||I'm an Initiative (Eyman Initiative):
Our first foray into ambush edutainment.